06 June 2021

Where’s my Staff Sergeant

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Gunny headed for Sick Bay.


Gunny leaned over the desk. “I’m looking for Cato.”

The corpsman looked up. Noting Gunny’s rank, he said, “In with the doctor, Master Gunnery Sergeant. The next time, perhaps you should supply the troops with water purification tablets before a survival drill.”

Gunny’s eyes narrowed, “When will Cato be out?”

The door beside the desk opened.

“Right now.”

Smart assed corpsmen. He watched a pale Drew step out of the room. When he spotted Gunny, he stopped and grew paler. “Gunny.”



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29 May 2021

Unsat.

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Unsat answer.
Unsat in the military means unsatisfactory.  The Lance Corporal is on the spot.


He blurted out, “Sir, Staff Sergeant is in sick call, sir. They all have the same thing, sir.”

Okay. The more sirs he added, the more likely it was to be a lie. Eyes narrowed, Gunny continued to stare at him.

“Sir, might be the flu, sir.” The Lance Corporal swallowed hard.

Yep. Lie. Gunny stared, and the Lance Corporal fidgeted. After he reached his quota of fidgeting, Gunny said, “Dismissed.”





21 May 2021

How can you lose a Platoon on base?

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Gunny heads back to the platoon to discover he's missing Marines.


Gunny counted ten men staring at him from formation. By his count, he was missing about forty-five men including his squad leaders and his staff sergeant. How in the hell could you lose forty-five Marines? “Marianus!”

“Yes, sir?” A nervous Lance Corporal stepped forward.

He was the highest-ranking noncom at the moment. Gunny’s eyes narrowed. And the Lance Corporal blanched.














14 May 2021

He left crying?

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From Present Uncertain.  


“Raithbhertiagh!”

“O...” Callon started to correct him. Lifting his head, he saw the Major peering over the file tower Gunny had piled on his desk. Well, it wasn’t exactly his desk. It was the platoon commander’s, but since they were short a platoon commander, his desk. Not that anyone would explain what happened to the previous platoon commander except that he left in tears. That, Callon could imagine. He realized that the Major was still talking.












08 May 2021

It is too a smile...


Vuk has been warned that he needs to play nice during the reception for his mating.  And he is.  Sort of. 


With a smile that was more bared teeth than sweet lips, Vuk glared at every wolf, bear, cat, and whatever that fawned over his mate's hand. They said smile. He was smiling. It wasn’t his fault if the other shifters took his toothy smile as a threat. And he wasn't looming… definitely wasn’t appearing intimidating at a party he was hosting. Nope. Vuk was just... practicing perfect posture. That growl was simply clearing his throat. 






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01 May 2021

The Office [scene in full]

 Snippets were posted for Rainbow Snippets

The full office scene from Counfounded including parts not posted previously on here.



Alasdair pulled on his tee shirt. He just wasn’t sure about this.

“You look fine, babe.”

“I’m not used to being an Alpha Mate.”

“I should hope not. Come on. My office is this way.” Dash opened the door and slammed it shut. “Now I’ll show you where …”

“I want to see the office.”

“We can do that later.”

“No, we can’t.” He brushed past Dash and threw the door open.

A naked Wayne lay on the couch. Alasdair half-shifted. His clothes strained to contain him.

“Babe. Don’t.”

“Get him away from me!” Wayne jumped behind the couch.

“Shut up, Wayne.” Dash stepped between them again.

“He doesn’t belong here!” The screech hurt his ears.

Dash roared at the nitwit, “He damn well belongs here. He’s my Alpha Mate.”

“You love me!”

“Wayne. You give me a headache.”

Alasdair shifted back. He sat on the desk watching the fireworks.

“Dash…”

Gods, he whined. How the hell did his mate ever manage to fuck him… shit, wrong thought. Damn it, there went the eyes again.

“Get out, Wayne. Get out of my office. Get out of my house. In fact, get out of my pack.”

“You can’t do this to me after all we meant to each other! I’ll petition the pack. You love me.”

“Damn it, Wayne. It was a fuck. That’s all it was.”

“Noooo! I was going to be your mate. We were…”

“Wayne. Shut up. I never ever mentioned you being my mate. And how the hell did you get into my office? I know Harley wouldn’t let you in.”

The man glanced involuntarily at the window.

“Oh fuck no.” Dash pulled the curtains aside. “Son of a bitch. You broke the fucking window!”

“It was the only way I could get in and I knew…”

That was one determined beta. His mate wasn’t interested. Alasdair’s nose told him that. Damn it. He could use some popcorn.

“Wayne, you don’t know shit. And put your damn pants on.”

“I can’t.”

“What the fuck do you mean, you can’t?”

“I threw them out the window after I took them off.”

“Oh for… Why the hell did you do that?”

“I wanted to surprise you.”

“You damn well did that.” He strode to the door. “Harley!”

“Can you tell him to bring popcorn?” Alasdair called to Dash.

“What?” Confusion stopped Dash dead.

“I need popcorn for the rest of this. And maybe a candy bar or two.”

“What the fuck are you talking about?”

“Dash, honey…” Wayne didn’t like being ignored.

“I am not your honey.”

“Dash?” Alasdair stood.

“What?”

“Let me handle this.”

“I…”

“Let me handle this.”

“If you can get through to him, fine.”

Alasdair drummed up his alpha power. Wayne backed up. “Now let me make this perfectly clear. My mate is not interested in you. At all. In the least. Nope. Taken.”

He let his eyes shift and the blue glow backed Wayne into the wall.

“But… But you’re an alpha!”

“Kind of you to notice.”

“Dash, babe.” Wayne didn’t move but he ignored Alasdair’s growl. “You can’t want an alpha for a mate.”

“He’s my mate!” Dash roared. “My True Mate picked for me by the Fates.”

“No.”

Gods, Wayne was dense. Cute, but fucking dense. Beyond fucking dense actually. He put out a restraining hand and stopped his mate from shifting. “So, Wayne was it? Yes, Wayne. I am the Alpha Mate and an alpha. I have only one thing to say to you.”

“What?”

The pout didn’t faze him. “Get out, and this time stay out!”

Wayne got out, almost knocking down Harley, who was coming in.

“See him out.” Alasdair barked at Harley.

“Yes, sir.” Harley saluted. “Ah, his clothes?”

“Try the bushes below this window.”

“Okay.” The door shut behind him.

Alasdair turned to his mate. “Did you have to pick one that redefined the term third grade?”

“It was just friends with benefits.”

“Friends?”

“Okay. Mainly the benefits.”

“Um hum. Because I can’t see much of a conversation with Mr. Benefit.”

Dash shrugged. “It’s over anyway, mate. It was over the minute I smelled you.”

“Do you have any more in the woodwork to creep out?”

Dash mumbled.

“What?”

“No?”

“No?”

“Yeah. No.”

Why did Alasdair think there were going to be a few more scenes like this one? Damn alphas.





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30 April 2021

The Office 5: Let me handle this

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Alasdair finally decides he's the one who needs to get through to Wayne because Dash is making such a mess of it.




23 April 2021

The Office 4: Popcorn and Candy or "Dash, Honey"


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The only thing missing as far as Alasdair can see is the popcorn and the candy.



“Wayne, you don’t know shit. And put your damn pants on.”

“I can’t.”

“What the fuck do you mean, you can’t?”

“I threw them out the window after I took them off.”

“Oh for… Why the hell did you do that?”

“I wanted to surprise you.”

“You damn well did that.” He strode to the door. “Harley!”

“Can you tell him to bring popcorn?” Alasdair called to Dash.

“What?” Confusion stopped Dash dead.

“I need popcorn for the rest of this. And maybe a candy bar or two.”

“What the fuck are you talking about?”

“Dash, honey…” Wayne didn’t like being ignored.





22 April 2021

The Bear's Cake: WIP

 



Work in Progress 

which means sooner or later.  Probably later


George stared at the stocked trout stream.  Annoying, that’s what the fuck it was. Totally annoying.  He hated fish. Couldn’t stand the taste, broke out in hives. Let a wild and woolly moment happen and now he was hunting a damn fish for supper.  Worse, he craved it. He glared at the stream.  

He itched.  Everywhere.  At least he wasn’t allergic to fur. That would be royally fucked. At least he had made it into the woods before he lost it.  Damn it. He had better control than this.  Or not. With a mental sigh, he took a half-hearted swat at the trout grinning at him. Bastard. He hated fish.

The itching intensified. Giving up on the trout, George walked back toward the woods to the tree prime for good old bear back scratch.  It looked sturdy enough to handle him. Rubbing against it, he was pleased to discover it held up to his massive weight. Ah, tree felt good. Damn he itched. Welcome to spring.  Everything itched in the spring.  Not only craving fish, but allergic to pollen too. 

Branches snapped, leaves swished and crunched. Something or someone ran toward him.   Combination of strawberries, cardamom and cream reached his nose.  It put him in mind of the Strawberry and cream cake with cardamom syrup he loved. One more slow long knee bend, he stopped scratching to listen.  

“Help!” A male voice called.

Okay, that didn’t sound good; the smell was coming from that direction.  The crashing stopped and sounds of a struggle grew.

A different male voice, hot with anger and passion, snapped. “Bitch, you want it.  You fuck Dan, you can fuck me.

George lumbered toward the sound.  

A man had someone pinned under him. He threw a punch, knocking the fight out of the other man. “You better be a good lay.”

“I didn’t fuck Dan and I don’t want you.”  Pinned, the other tried to push him off. “Let me fucking go.”

“You think I hired you just to cook. You need to learn to bend over when I want it and it starts today.”  He grabbed the man’s shirt and tore it.

“No.” The one pinned tried to buck himself free.

They didn’t notice as George crept up behind them. Okay so not crept.  It’s freakin’ hard to creep when you weighed 1500 pounds.  Yep, the cake smell came from the one trying to escape. The manhandling pissed George off. That was cake he was damaging.

George barked.

The guy on top shot up. “Oh Jesus God.  It’s a fucking Grizzly.”  

He ran. 

The cake laid there, blue eyes wide.  Dark wavy hair had fallen in his face. A classic. Cake plus a Greek statue.  George noted he needed a shave. He also looked as terrified as only a man who had a 1500 pound grizzly standing over him could... which made sense, George figured. He had one standing over him.

George lowered his head for a sniff, curious if he tasted like he smelled, and all the poor guy saw was teeth.  He closed his eyes. A wet tongue licked his face. He did what any sane person would do when licked by a grizzly, he fainted.

Concerned George nuzzled him. Getting no response, he pawed him. No movement. He shifted into his human form.  “Hello beautiful. How did you get in this fix?”

A large lump formed on the back of Cake’s head.  Shit, he didn’t have a damn cell phone with him. Hell, he didn’t have clothes, either. He searched the Cake’s pockets. Luck. One cell phone. He dialed. “Hey Frank?  I need you and Jeri. No I’m not hurt. No, I didn’t hurt anyone.  Yes, someone is hurt. I found him. Yes, I need clothes. I’ll meet you at the park”

The Cake was still out cold.  George picked him up cradling him against his chest. When he reached the edge of the park, he laid the Cake down on a bed of leaves.  Jeri got out of her car with her medical pack. He waved her over.


16 April 2021

The Office 3: You broke my window?

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And the saga continues.  Alasdair isn't worried about Wayne any more and is finding the whole thing entertaining.  He also figures his mate got himself into the situation and needs to get himself out.

11 April 2021

Dash and Wayne

 Bonus scene from the start of Confounded


“And you have a phone call on line number one from Wayne.”

“Damn it.”

“Have fun.” Jason headed for the door.

“And cancel my morning appointments.”

“Yes, sir.” The door shut.

Taking a sip, Dash picked up the phone. “Yeah.”

“Yeah? Dash, honey, just yeah? I’m shocked.”

“Wayne, what do you want?”

“Well, aren’t we rude? If you end up sleeping with your hand…”

Dash cut his lover off, “Wayne, I’ve got a hundred things to do, and George isn’t available to do the test on the bike, and I have to take over.”

“Fine. About dinner tonight…”

“That’s been canceled.”

“What? I have a brand new outfit for that dinner and I spent a lot of money on my hair.”

“Wayne, I didn’t invite you along.”

“You need at least someone to help you represent the pack. And it isn’t like they don’t know you are gay and we’re a couple.”

“It was canceled.”

“Why?”

“It can’t be helped.”

A loud sigh greeted him. “Okay. I’ll make sure you get the bill. Do you want me to cancel the arrangements we made?”

“For what?”

“For the limo.”

“What limo?”

“The limo for the party. I ordered it.”

“Wayne, for gods sakes, you weren’t invited. Why?”

“Because you’re the Alpha. We can’t just show up in that ratty old jeep of yours.”

“Wayne…”

“We need to uphold our image with the other pack and the Northwestern Pack.”

“Just cancel it.” Dash ground out.

“Fine.” Wayne slammed the phone down in his ear.

Dash hung the phone up. Wayne was getting way too pushy. He wasn’t the Alpha Mate, nor would he ever be. Maybe it was time to look elsewhere, before Wayne got more attached. So much for friends with benefits.





09 April 2021

The Office [part 2]

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The Office scene continued.  Alasdair is figuring out that Wayne, while very pretty, is not very bright.  In fact bright may be stretching it.


“Get him away from me!” Wayne jumped behind the couch.

“Shut up, Wayne.” Dash stepped between them again.

“He doesn’t belong here!” The screech hurt his ears.

Dash roared at the nitwit, “He damn well belongs here. He’s my Alpha Mate.”

“You love me!”

“Wayne. You give me a headache.”

Alasdair shifted back. He sat on the desk watching the fireworks.






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04 April 2021

Let me show you my office.... or not....

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 From Confounded by Harrison J. Phillips



Alasdair’s large family drove him crazy. Six loud boisterous alpha brothers made family life hell for a quiet alpha and as soon as he could, he moved out into his own home. Now the only thing missing was his mate.

His wonderful submissive beautiful little mate who was out there somewhere. He just knew it. And Fate answered him. Just not the way he had it planned out. Now he’s stuck reforming his biker bum alpha mate into something that will fit into his life.

Dash, short for Dashiell Williams Parkes III, was testing the new prototype motorcycle his company was going to produce when his mate, an alpha, slammed into him with a car. And then he proceeded to yell at him for breaking his ’63 Corvette!

After the first whiff of mate, there was no way he was letting this wolf get away even if he was a prig. He let his mate assume he was an out-of-work biker bum who fixed motorcycles to pick up cash while he worked on his mate’s attitude and plan to reform him into being a suitable Alpha Mate.

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28 March 2021

There go the drapes

 Adrik tired of having his butt pinched by the bear has shifted into the Firebird.  And while Vuk has saved the bear [and the resulting paperwork], it doesn't look like he's going to save the drapes.

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With a cry, the Firebird rose, hovering above the awed crowd. Opening his mouth, he directed a huge stream of flames at the French doors, bouncing on the glass and catching the curtains alight. 

“Fuck, babe, you could’ve let me open the door first.” Vuk was running, grabbing the first thing that came to hand. The punch bowl was more than half full. This’d better be enough. Vuk threw the contents at the curtains. Fuck, I hope there was no booze in that. And he scored a direct hit. There was a sizzle, and the flames died out.



The Firebird and the Wolf

Book 2 in the Ostentation series





19 March 2021

Time Warp?

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Far and his mate have made it to Pennsylvania.  Eryk's family has shown up to celebrate their mating while Far is shifted into his large White Peacock.  Eryk is already in trouble with his mother when he doesn't know what his own mate's tastes are due to the fact they were running from Far's father, King Screech.


From the book:

Far ruffled his feathers again then began to dance to the music. The peacock was showing off for them. Nope… not his mating dance. A jump to the left... pull your knees in tight... a stomp to the right… Did peacocks have knees? He wasn’t about to ask his mother. Wait a minute. Was that the time warp? Nah. Instead of the pelvic thrust, Far was shaking his tail feathers. Far did say his peacock did the Time Warp.






12 March 2021

Stoned Peacocks

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Eryk and Far are headed for Scotland but there is one problem.  Far's peacock is terrified of water and terrified of the tunnel that goes under the channel so he's having a meltdown and driving Far crazy with his screeching.  Contacting some friends, Eryk gets some tranquilizers that actually work on shifters.  As they get ready to leave, Far tosses them all down with a beer chaser then in minutes is stoned.


Oh shit. “How many beers did you have?”

“I don’t know.”

“Four?”

Far slowly shook his head as if he was afraid it would fall off. He giggled. “No. I drank the whole thing. Cause there were two hidden back of the orange juice.” And giggled again.

“All six?”

Now he nodded. “Need to get through the tunnel without a hyper-cataclysmic bird meltdown. He’s stoned too. You ever see a stoned peacock?” Far giggled again.

Eryk was seeing one now it seemed. Well, reminding him that he wasn’t supposed to drink and take the pills was moot. “No, I haven’t had that pleasure. Okay focus. Who am I?”



The Peacock and the Jackal Cover with heart shaped lollypop beside it



06 March 2021

Never piss off a Peacock

From the Peacock and the Jackal, Book 1 of the Ostentation series for

Far, a white peacock prince, is on the run with his mate, Eryk, a jackal.  Being chased by Wolves his father sent after them to retrieve Far, they jump from the window and run since Eryk knows he can't win a fight with a group of wolves.  To lose them,  Eryk sent Far wading through a stream not realizing that his peacock was terrified of any water that didn't involve a very safe bathtub or shower because peacocks sink like stone in water.  After they reach another safe house, Eryk finds himself facing a very upset peacock.

Eryk found himself facing a large white peacock with a decidedly pissed tilt to its beak. The peacock stomped towards him and that was no mating dance. 

“Look, it was the only way to keep you and Far safe.”

Stomp.

“I didn’t know you were terrified of water.” 

Stomp. Stomp.

Whoops, wrong way to put that. Eryk took a step back.

Stomp.

“I didn’t know you were...” A step back.

Stomp. Stomp.

Shit. Better to not go there. Step back.

Stomp.

“I didn’t realize Far couldn’t swim.”

Hesitation. 

Okay, they were getting somewhere. “It was only ankle deep. He should’ve realized that. And you should let him learn to swim then you both would be safe.”

Stomp. Stomp.

Shit, shit, shit. Eryk was running out of backing up room. “I won’t let it happen again.”

Stomp.

At his jackal’s urgings not to be a total idiot, Eryk dropped his pants and yanked his t-shirt off. 

Stomp.

Dropping on all fours he shifted.


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13 February 2021

Firebird: 1 Peacock: 0

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Adrik has a regular peacock who doesn't like him or his firebird.  So far it's Adrik's Firebird/Peacock:1 and Regular Peacock: 0.  


"Oh, for... It's that damn peacock. Wait a minute, those are my tree frogs he's eating. First, he cusses at me and now he's eating my tree frogs? And that’s my mouse he's stalking." His napkin landed on the table. "I don't go over to his house and eat his frogs and mice."



The Firebird and the Wolf: Ostentation Series #2






Where’s my Staff Sergeant

 For Rainbow Snippets Gunny headed for Sick Bay. Gunny leaned over the desk. “I’m looking for Cato.” The corpsman looked up. Noting Gunny’s ...